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Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37705) - you deserved it (7753)

On 02/19/2012 at 4:15am - intimacy - by meet Chloe - Australia (New South Wales)

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At least your not a dick! Even though now she probably won't leave you alone forever.

#1 - On 02/19/2012 at 10:06am by kooochris1995

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At least she didn't stick her hand down your pants.

#5 - On 02/19/2012 at 10:08am by datoismyname

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