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Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55056) - you deserved it (4231)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Try explaining that story over thanksgiving dinner

#2 - On 02/01/2012 at 12:48pm by dcg_957

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Your parents must be so proud.

#4 - On 02/01/2012 at 12:52pm by ninjuh_wingman

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