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Today, I was taking the AP Biology exam. It’s strictly timed, yet my proctor spent 30 minutes (a third of the time we have) talking about his sexual relationship with his wife, who was also proctoring. I don’t know how I did on the test, but I now know my proctor had erectile dysfunction. FML


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On 05/11/2009 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by JSF1234 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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You can report that as an "irregularity" to the AP people, which can get you a re-take.

#5 - On 05/11/2009 at 5:24pm by sh1tshow

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Entirely inappropriate discussion. He has no business around high school kids.

#4 - On 05/11/2009 at 5:23pm by youfailatlife

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