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Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13948) - you totally deserved it (72065)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:25pm - intimacy - by insideout (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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lol. how could anyone vote that her life is F'ed.

#1 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:25pm by Rakayum

YDI for being a slut

#190 - On 07/22/2009 at 4:36pm by donkey_hang_down

At least your wizard sleeve wasnt wrong side out! You would have a hard time explaining that one to your parents.

#193 - On 08/31/2009 at 2:41pm by donkey_hang_down

Shoulda been careful. Hahaha.

#2 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:26pm by MeaganxMonster

So did they find out or what? If so, what happened next?

#3 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:27pm by Duckasaurus

OMG! same thing happened with my gf about a month ago, she realized and changed it before her parents noticed though

#4 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:29pm by alwayzbored

Oh common, there's plenty of other explanations to why your shirt was inside out. Oh wait. There's not.

#5 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:29pm by too_much_fun

HAHA

#6 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:29pm by laurabcdef

You fail at life.

#7 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:30pm by Crash92

hahahahahahahahahahhahaha

#188 - On 06/25/2009 at 2:26am by qwerty105

LOL you should've taken the time to make sure you were dressed correctly

#8 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:31pm by webbie3221

uhh I don't get it..

#9 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:33pm by boxerbaby1

you suck

#10 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:33pm by fckevry1

Lmao , bravo

#11 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:35pm by NATALiA_15

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#12 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:36pm by thelonelylurker

#9 then you are too young to know if you dont get it

#13 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:37pm by Figureskater_15

i've had that same accident playing strip poker, but luckily, i noticed x]

#14 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:38pm by lilyoakwood

#9 Woww..

#15 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:38pm by rachel13

#9 we all see the Baby in your name...

#16 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:38pm by fmkittw

hahaha to #12. that is the most acccurate interpretation of this fml.

#17 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:38pm by bortzy93

Lmfao @ #9

thats just funny

#18 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:39pm by runormal

so... how was it? xD

#19 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:39pm by king_z

AHAHAHAHAHAH. dumbass.

#20 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:40pm by 5ive

Lol 19.

#21 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:42pm by rachel13

Well, as long as you had your fun..

#22 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:42pm by debbiedowner2

so howd it go when you saw your parents?
#9 ask your mom. :D
and #12, just because her shirt was inside out doesnt mean shes a slut. she WAS with her boyfriend.

#23 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:43pm by DanceRox9008

LOL #9..you've got to be fairly young to not get it

#24 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:45pm by sillyking44

huh?

#25 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:46pm by alexgisforme3

haha wow, YDI...

#9 you're cute.

#26 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:46pm by cyxx

I'm 16. thank you very much

#27 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:46pm by boxerbaby1

YDI - but thank-you for sharing, you've made my day!!!

#28 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:47pm by AUT_student

Hahaha...nice!

#29 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:49pm by FTL

Ohmygod Skills :)
You are my hero!!

#30 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:50pm by _ImNotBroken_

9/27 the ops shirt was inside out. meaning at somepoint with her boyfriend her shirt was right side out then became inside out (most likely the shirt came off between the two). what could of happened in between. your 16 think about it.

#31 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:50pm by dancin303

haha as long as it was worth it

#32 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:50pm by koalabear77386

This is hilarious.

#34 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:51pm by NowListenHereHo

If your 16 then how the HELL cant you get it, how thick of a bubble are you living in?

#35 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:51pm by Crash92

haha. your boyfriend didnt point it out to you or anything? lol. just be like yeah dad...its a new fashion trend, all the cool kids wear their shirts inside out

#36 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:54pm by ren21ai41

oh so they fucked and then she put her shirt on backwards lol wow guys I so new that:)

#37 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:54pm by boxerbaby1

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#38 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:55pm by patrikus13

ouch. Epic fail.

#39 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:56pm by the_question_mar

ouch. Epic fail.

#40 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:56pm by the_question_mar

That sucks. But remember to cover your tracks next time. FYL

#41 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:57pm by Monty_Python

u sound really stupid boxerbaby1

#42 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:58pm by rinaldy

omg #9 and #27 u got to be kiddin me, i got it, and im only 15, but still, this fml is soo funny...
just say that u spilled somtin on ur shirt and u took it off to see if u could clean it, simple....

#43 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:58pm by _W_T_F_

Ahahaha. YDI.
This happened to my boyfriend - we made sure his shirt wasn't inside out, but we neglected to notice it was backwards. He just laughed and fixed it when his mom pointed it out.

#44 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:59pm by xxletsxrock

Really? This is FML worthy? This happens on a weekly basis to me! Yet when I got my car broken into twice in a month, no one gives a shit.

#45 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:00pm by cpatrick820

I would never go anywhere before knowing or checking that my shirt is right-side out. =.=

#46 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:01pm by iPhanny

boxerbaby1, you SO just made my day. Don't feel bad, that was beautiful. ;D

#47 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:02pm by BABYof_theGROUP

ha ha ha ha#45 that totally FYL

#48 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:02pm by _W_T_F_

My friend is 15 and this happened to her too. Whats the big deal in teenagers having sex?

#49 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:03pm by PhilDecker

I thought it said "right out side" at first....thats probably what #9 thought

#50 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:04pm by Cashew

#9/27: I get it & I'm fourteen.
Gahh, you are hilarious OP. Let's just think about all of the things you could have been doing...
Uhh, it got too hot so you took of your shirt.
There is baby vomit on the other side.
Ohh, you didn't like the front of the shirt.

All possibilities?

#51 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:05pm by ohhhhshizzz

lmfao #5 [:

#52 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:07pm by losergirl

YDI, you probably shouldn't be doing that if you're not old enough to be out of the house. :P

#53 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:07pm by SuperSpore

haha this reminds me of something i would do

#54 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:08pm by sillylilly001

haha #51,

she took off her shirt because it was too hot, duh.

#55 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:09pm by veryst00pid

#49,
in my opinion there is no big deal about teenagers having sex, its about their parents finding out, i mean some parents today still think ull go to hell for pre-marital sex, maybe her parents were one of these people, u never no...

#56 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:10pm by _W_T_F_

Thats why you put on the map light when you're getting dressed.

#57 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:10pm by RuralNinja

Haha i have done something similar, i had sex came home to my parents checking out my dead hamster in my room then realized that i had no clothes on when my parents burst out laughing and saying:: no wonder u r a virgin!!!! I lost my virginity 4 years ago

#58 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:13pm by kitty911

Ha That kinda happened when I was 17... I dropped the girl off after she mysteriously lost her bra... Her parents were pissed... Teenage sex is hilarious

#59 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:14pm by dips200

Abstinence.

#60 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:16pm by jdkfgkjdfb

#54, you went home with no clothes on?

#61 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:16pm by purpleduckling23

Hahahaha. That totally happened to me before. Only it was my shorts. I feel you.

#62 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:16pm by taylorkirby

#9 how old are you? lmfao or are you prude/retarded?

#63 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:21pm by justxdream

lmao! always take your time when redressing

#64 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:28pm by chunkofchange

You deserved this. I am 19 and I don't do that crap. If you have to sneak around and if you have to worry about your parents finding out, then you shouldn't be doing it. Even though I know quite a few people disagree with me, this is just my opinion.. and this FML is just one reason why.

#65 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:29pm by simplethings7

#17 HAHA ur kidding right -_-

im 13 and i get it...u MUST be joking!

#66 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:34pm by skittlesxmonster

9/27/37- You're a dipshit

#67 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:36pm by Lbooks93

im thinking boxerbaby1 is wayy too young to even be on this website.... where are your parents?

#68 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:39pm by hayride1987

Ha I did this a couple years ago...to be young again

#69 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:45pm by Big_Blue_Sumthin

That sucks. No matter what excuse I gave to my dad (true or not), if I came home with a shirt inside out from my boyfriend's house, I would never be allowed to see my boyfriend again.

And to whoever asked: Teenage sex is a problem because teenage pregnancy is a problem.

#70 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:49pm by GabriLee

LOL, this took me so long to figure out what was going on, cause for the longest time i thought you said was my shirt right outside and i was like what that makes no sense, and got really confused, and then i realized you said right side out and i laughed. Nice one.

#71 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:51pm by ElectricFuseBox

#49 the big deal with teenagers having sex is many of them don't know how to take care of themselves very well and end up gettin pregnant because they "didn't know" something.

That's exactly what we need in this world, more children with children to take care of when they can't even take care of themselves.

But if they would pay attention to sex ed or talked to their parents or even try to find out what happens in this world on their own, then it'd be all good.

#72 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:54pm by FMLover269

#60 they could be married the worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 in China in 1910
#9 wow you are not 16, baby

#73 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:59pm by fmkittw

lol This can happen quite easily. Almost happened to me once but I looked down right before I opened the door and saw the shirt tag.

#74 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:03pm by seonfire

Close your legs.

#75 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:03pm by elmundox

Wow sucks. You should've checked though... just sayin.

#76 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:04pm by sondramcfail

Ouch same thing happened to me, except she had left her bra in my car for my family to find XD

#77 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:09pm by llSgtScopell

lol, you definitely deserved this one. Who puts on there shirt backwards and doesn't notice it after 5 minutes at most?

#78 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:09pm by 24788

#72: You do realize that many kids DO wan't to talk to their parents & actually do pay attention to sex ed. At a lot of schools sex ed/health preaches abstinence only, and so do the parents. Or if a kid comes home & asks about sex the parents automatically assume that the kids are having sex. When it is not always the case, so maybe if more parents were open minded and schools taught kids about condoms & stds or birth control we wouldn't have this problem. Don't blame the kids for not knowing what to do, blame them for not being taught what they should.

#79 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:12pm by ohhhhshizzz

You're either going to have to learn to be more subtle than that, or move out early if you want a sex life.

#80 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:17pm by aback

And what is wrong with parents knowing you had sex? I remember back when I was 16/17 and had my first sexual relationship, my mom just said "use a condom, and not while we're in the house." Maybe I had a more liberal household, but you're at least close to being an adult. Make your parents acknowledge that fact.

#81 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:17pm by bohemond

teenage sex is wrong because i'm not having it

#82 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:18pm by jio_freed

You're probably too young anyway, since:

A) You live with your parents.
B) They set a curfew.

"It's 11 p.m, where's your slutty daughter?"

#83 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:21pm by ogloc

#72 stfu. i mean serezly. its up to the people if they wanna have sex. and they shouldnt have to get lectured by some person they dont even know about sex. serezly wow.

#84 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:23pm by 1220AA

#16 - AAHAHAHA

#85 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:24pm by Hagen09

true story: I once threw my back out during sex. when i got home, i told my mom I needed to go to the chiropractor because I slipped on some ice. it was May.

#87 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:31pm by alyssamarie218

hahahahahahha that totally sucksssss. Fyl. Sorrrrrry:(
Better check that next time

#88 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:31pm by elliekay72

your going to get pregnant and die.

#89 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:32pm by Pitaace

So you can't just say you went out that way? Or you spilt something on it and had to turn it around? Come on, there's a million excuses.

#91 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:42pm by mattmag

Your parents' fault. They didn't specify what you could and could not do. There was one criterion, which you adhered to.

And Jesus Christ, people, there's nothing wrong with sex. Sex is good! She's in a goddamn relationship. Grow the fuck up.

#92 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:42pm by callargh

Jeez, people. Sex is good. None of you would exist without it (well, unless you were a test-tube baby, but you're probably not.) Anyone who thinks the poster is "slutty" for having sex with her boyfriend is too immature to be having it.

#93 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:45pm by callargh

Note to self: Check clothes after meeting bf:)

#94 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:51pm by life_sux1234

Why is everyone assuming they had sex? She said shirt, not pants. I mean I know we have some teenage hormones raging, but seriously. We're not horny animals.

#95 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:56pm by sportastef

Lol i dont kno y u guys think that teenage sex is so bad, oh and #59 ahaha lol and yea teenage sex is sooo fuckin hilarios

#96 - On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm by kitty911

Amen to that #79!!

Couldn't have said it better myself.


and to the OP: i understand HOW your shirt got inside out, but i don't get how you didn't notice. I mean... really? Is it that hard? Maybe it's just my g/f, but she is /VERY/ tedius about cleaning herself up after sex so this very thing doesn't happen. but whatever i guess, this isn't really an FML, more like a "oops, i got grounded for a week or so... maybe"

#97 - On 05/10/2009 at 11:37pm by genius_man16

#95...you're not?

#98 - On 05/10/2009 at 11:39pm by blueworld

LOL

#99 - On 05/10/2009 at 11:41pm by shortandloud

Well thats what you get for having sex with out me there

#100 - On 05/11/2009 at 12:04am by albert26

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#101 - On 05/11/2009 at 12:04am by sawabear15

Lol this actually made me laugh. Props for being home on time, it's more than I've been able to achieve in the long time. Your parents will forget, no big and your life certainly isn't F'd.

#102 - On 05/11/2009 at 12:23am by liuken

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#103 - On 05/11/2009 at 12:42am by RagingClue

ownt.

#104 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:14am by mmodified

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#105 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:15am by Afghanee666

#16 hahahah

#106 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:25am by panuki

i love sex

#107 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:33am by fuckmylife431413

My parents would bust me if I came home and my shirt wansnt inside out... Hurrah fro spazz's

#108 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:35am by RYN3O

Now I'm going to worry about this happening to me lol.

#109 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:37am by aeris

Lol, my gf almost did that except it was with her pants...and her parents don't know we're going out...Sucks that you guys didn't catch it!

#110 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:48am by Saintsun

okay im 15 and i understood it boxerbaby lol
and you totally deserved that one btw. shoulda been more careful. hahaha
thanks though cuz now i'll be extra careful to check so it doesn't happen to me lol

#111 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:49am by micaela136

Oh, Catie...haha

#112 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:24am by Onhedich

Hahahahah #9 im 16 yet I think i would have gotten it since i was like ten

#113 - On 05/11/2009 at 3:02am by sophiepento

#49 - Some people still have morals and want their kids to have some too, that's what's wrong with teenagers having sex.

#114 - On 05/11/2009 at 3:03am by alex_vik

Well hey, that's your fault, wtf. YDI

#115 - On 05/11/2009 at 3:46am by on_a_boat

Better than them actually catching you doing it =/

#116 - On 05/11/2009 at 3:55am by calamari

#60 and #75 epic win =P

#117 - On 05/11/2009 at 4:02am by koreanidiot

#51 those are all terrible ideas in my opinion.

#118 - On 05/11/2009 at 5:05am by stc6389

ANOTHER EPIC FAIL

CONGRATS

#119 - On 05/11/2009 at 5:29am by Phallus

@114 go rot in a hole. id like to see you even begin to argue virginity = morality. you stupid fool. give it a shot, its not like you can make yourself look stupider.

#120 - On 05/11/2009 at 5:40am by organisedchaos

this is stupid who the fuck cares.

#121 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:48am by Avalice

this is the absolute WORST fmylife ever!

#122 - On 05/11/2009 at 8:21am by bad_times

Big whoop, pretend like you left with it inside out by accident. Did anyone even notice?
My parents are asleep by 12, or at least watching tv half asleep.

#123 - On 05/11/2009 at 9:33am by effyourlife_

OH! Shit! Rookie mistake. Hate to see it. :-P Good luck sorting that one out, sugar.

#124 - On 05/11/2009 at 9:44am by Brinya

Oh boy..best time to have sex is when you MOVE out of your parents house. You have your whole life ahead of you. Don't ruin it by accidentally getting pregnant and there goes your social life. I don't understand teenagers..they run and have sex but when they end up pregnant they cry..I just don't get it..

#125 - On 05/11/2009 at 9:51am by daprnena4lyfe

any parent who has a go at you for underage sex is a hyprctite. besides, its not like you're 12 right... are you 12?

#126 - On 05/11/2009 at 10:27am by ShayDee313

YDI for being loose?
If you still have a curfew from your parents, you probably shouldn't be having sex anyway.

#127 - On 05/11/2009 at 11:26am by RawrrKai

Ooh. That's TOTALLY happened to me. I didn't even notice when it happened. My mom is the one who noticed lmao. You've gotta be careful when you're trying to put your clothes back on in the dark lol.

#128 - On 05/11/2009 at 11:37am by steph_2010

bwhahahahahaha that's hilarious!

#129 - On 05/11/2009 at 11:51am by Lazyninja420

you're a little young for all that, yeah? not so mature if you still need permission to leave. take care of yourself, okay?

#130 - On 05/11/2009 at 11:57am by lovell_says_hey

boxerbaby1...
wtf?

#131 - On 05/11/2009 at 12:05pm by life_is_life

that's pretty lame.

#132 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:19pm by Newo

damn. no other words. damn

#134 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:50pm by leushqua

lolololol omfg i totally agree wit #82...teenage sex is wrong, only cause i aint havin it...
PRICELESS....

The pill......$10
Condoms for extra protction....$5
Gas to get were u want to go, so ur parents dont find out.....$20
Coming home on time, but with ur shirt on backwords, letting ur parents no that ur sexually active....PRICELESS

there are things that money cant buy, for everything else there's Master Card......

#135 - On 05/11/2009 at 3:47pm by _W_T_F_

Ahhh!! Same thing happened to me! My parents were to lazy to drive back to the movie theatre so they went to see another movie at the same time. It still kills me not knowing wether or not they noticed.

#136 - On 05/11/2009 at 3:58pm by Mylife_wtf

Hilarious
And to think you thought you could pull it off.
No pun intended :D

#137 - On 05/11/2009 at 4:20pm by Megliz

thats fucked.lol

#138 - On 05/11/2009 at 4:34pm by xxnickiixx

YDI.

#139 - On 05/11/2009 at 4:34pm by assineyen

Hahahahah dumbass.

#140 - On 05/11/2009 at 5:14pm by j3ssissayinn

hahahaha this is hilarious.

LOL # 135

#141 - On 05/11/2009 at 5:17pm by mkne2010

THEY HAD SEX

#142 - On 05/11/2009 at 5:24pm by Karnezar

WOW.....smart one...nice move!

#143 - On 05/11/2009 at 6:44pm by 12bee195

My wife did the same thing... after she came back from a "Girls night out"

#144 - On 05/11/2009 at 6:55pm by mileskennedy

82 claims victory!

FYL, 142...

#145 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:44pm by Agrajagged

You should have lied and said that someone caught fire so you had to take off your shirt to use to help put them out.

#146 - On 05/11/2009 at 8:06pm by Zaggytiddies

Hit it and quite it

#147 - On 05/11/2009 at 9:06pm by bostonkid3328

ahahaha my mom always check up on with those 'act like a LADY' text messages. yaa. she knows us. haha but that was a smart one..and #9..come on..she was with her BOYFRIEND. THINK about it..

#148 - On 05/11/2009 at 9:18pm by girlloveyoung

ahahahah that blows. same thing happened with my gf a while ago.. and dumb thing was.. her shirt was white with black smiley faces on it.. neither one of us caught it.. her mom did though. didn't really care hehe

#149 - On 05/11/2009 at 9:41pm by WthHappened

ahhh that happens to all of us. happened to me a week ago, but my mom didn't notice...

#150 - On 05/11/2009 at 9:50pm by ifoundnemo28

aww that sucks.

I'm 19 and my parents would die if they knew I had sex. Because premartial sex is a sin :(. And moving out is not an option because I'm in college FML

#151 - On 05/11/2009 at 9:53pm by scorpioserpent

haha been there and done that. Hilarious!

#152 - On 05/11/2009 at 10:02pm by kbnsn

I find it hilarious that people are bringing religion into this now. Hmmmm, I wonder where this conversation could go next? Has anyone ever been to Europe? DO you have any siblings? What were the best/worst things you expireinced while growing up? Do you like gummy bears? Who is god and which god is the god and how does a god exist without another god to be godly upon the god that goded or god? What makes sex a sin? Is it truly a sin at all? Does evolution exist? Come-on people. This talk ablut how the chick is a whore is starting to get very...un-original....

#153 - On 05/11/2009 at 10:14pm by BABYof_theGROUP

ahhahaha back seat, windows up, that's the way you like to truckkkk

#154 - On 05/12/2009 at 2:34am by Pancakes318

If you need your parents permission to "go out with your boyfriend" you're obviously not old enough to get home with your shirt inside out...

Ugh, whore. Hope you get pregnant just so you can learn your lesson. :)

#155 - On 05/12/2009 at 3:18am by poopooface

#65 and 70 well put, kids the days keep having sex at younger and younger ages and 149 you do not have to follow what your parents believe do your own research and also follow your morals. very nice 151.

#156 - On 05/12/2009 at 3:55am by suckingatlife

YDI for sneaking around in the first place

#149 I'm going to assume that because you're 19 and in college that you have brain and can use it, so use it to make your own choices. You're an adult and it's your life.

#157 - On 05/12/2009 at 8:44am by ch_kisama

...this would happen to me...

#158 - On 05/12/2009 at 11:47am by PeaceOutBaby18

this happenedto me once, but my bf's mom came home and i dressed quickly, he grabbed the nearest shirt and we hurried downstairs... it washis mother's shirt.

#159 - On 05/12/2009 at 3:43pm by ohemguyton

You think you're mature enough to have sexual relations with somebody, but still have to worry about your parents finding out? Sneaking aroud with your bf? If you're legally old enough and it's because of a religious issue then I can understand, but if not then, wow. Maybe you should keep your legs closed before something REALLY bad happens. Doubt you're mature enough to raise a kid now. And the same goes to some of these other users.

#160 - On 05/12/2009 at 4:31pm by DarkMirror

Good lord I'm sorry but all these people who are saying she is too young WTF?!?!?!?! Was it really that long ago that you were in high school? Or were you just that really religious oblivious kid? Wake up call! there was a year when there were THREE, yes, THREE sixth graders preggers at my middle school.

#161 - On 05/12/2009 at 7:43pm by Mylife_wtf

Dumbass

#162 - On 05/12/2009 at 8:33pm by ThisVampyricLust

My prom date put on my bra under his t-shirt at an afterprom party in a hotel while everyone was out getting munchies. After awhile, he asked if people cared if he took his shirt off and they said 'no, why would we care?' The looks on their faces were priceless and he sat there going, "What? What's wrong?" I have no idea how he kept a straight face. Totally unrelated.

#163 - On 05/12/2009 at 11:01pm by TryToBeKind

71 kinda made me laugh

#164 - On 05/12/2009 at 11:07pm by TryToBeKind

To everyone saying that if you have to sneak around, it shouldn't be happening: It's pretty rude to rub your sex life in someone's face regardless of circumstances. Barring the super-liberal/super-conservative parents, most know it's happening but will turn a blind eye. If my boyfriend is over we wait until my family are asleep before we go to bed. We get to have sex, my parents get to pretend I'm still their sweet innocent baby girl, everyone wins.

And I'm eighteen, so not too crazy-young, and don't have the money to move out, which I'm working on

#165 - On 05/13/2009 at 7:38am by noclevername

Aw parents who don't let their kids have relationships really annoy me! I mean did they never do anything when they were young?!

#166 - On 05/13/2009 at 9:25am by atomicmrpelly

ur funny......

#167 - On 05/13/2009 at 2:32pm by narutard69

in china you'd get whipped.

#168 - On 05/13/2009 at 11:54pm by chinasia

Euhm what the hell is wrong with teenage sex if they know what they're doing? If you're not properly educated its your own fault, you could ask parents/school or simply look it up on the web.

What worries me most is that alot of people here are mainly worried about their parents finding out. Parents who don't know whats going on in their kids life fail at parenting. Number 1 mistake; they forbid, and kids will do it quietly without their parents knowing. Wouldnt you rather know what your kids were up to and assist them, even if you don't like whats going on, rather than not knowing and getting a heartattack knowing youre going to be granddad in 8 months?

Narrowminded people here... Sex is one of the most natural things and theres nothing wrong with it, if you have the proper knowlegde of concequences and youre physicly and mentally ready for it.

#169 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:02am by CrossY

"They agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight"

Did you also agree to keep your shirt on? No? Sounds like you fulfilled the terms of the agreement then, didn't ya?

#170 - On 05/14/2009 at 12:44pm by capnpaco

well, at least it wasn't ur soccer shorts...

#171 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:21pm by black_cat

Until I read the comments I thought it meant she had her shirt on inside out the whole time. For some reason I imagined them going to a concert. Probably because she asked permission to go.

#172 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:32pm by eccentrix

ha. good one.

#173 - On 05/15/2009 at 3:37pm by kaikai

Awhhh. That stinks.
Thats better than having your skirt on backwards or something though.

#174 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:10pm by AnnerNanner

So close... yet so far. D:

#175 - On 05/21/2009 at 1:29am by at0micmin3r

hahahaha

@ #1 i totally agree :P

#176 - On 05/21/2009 at 3:03pm by lildevil

This is irrevalant, but did you know that the youngest recorded mother was 5 years old?

#177 - On 05/21/2009 at 5:05pm by BABYof_theGROUP

Oh soo... I like sex with my shirt inside out too. Your parents might just like the same thing.

#178 - On 05/21/2009 at 9:22pm by iroquoiswho1033

wow...you would think that you would realize that either u or ur bf would notice ur shirt was inside out...how stupid can u get...i agree with #1

#179 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:00pm by heyheyhey00615

Haha, I've had a similar thing happen to me... except I was really drunk and I was wearing someone elses jacked with no shirt... didn't even notice 'til my mom pointed it out ^_^'

#180 - On 05/27/2009 at 11:23pm by xLovey

lol just because she had her shirt off dont mean she was actually having sex. lol i guess none of you have heard of foreplay.

#181 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:08pm by hedleyfreak

thats frekin hilarious

#182 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:18pm by sof19707

that hasnt happened to me... yet

#183 - On 06/01/2009 at 3:36pm by luvbird1

Sounds like my life... that is why you take a jacket or something usually people put those on correctly... and its covers up your shirt :-p

#184 - On 06/02/2009 at 1:14pm by EvyMarie

Haha I can see something like this happening to me....though I'm pretty sure I'd fix it or actually my mum prolly'd laugh just say I hope your using protection. :) check next time.....if there's a next time seeing as you have to ask to go out.

#185 - On 06/13/2009 at 11:07pm by rosalie_haostn

Haha, that sucks. My girlfriend did the same thing too >.

#186 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:57pm by so_effed_up

LOL #7

#187 - On 06/25/2009 at 2:24am by qwerty105

#51. ( ohhhhshizzz ) Which one is it.. You just told everyone that you're 14 in your comment, but it says you're 16 years old on your profile..

#9/27. That is very sad if you dont get this and you're 16 years old.

OP. That would really suck !

#189 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:21pm by Daaniellee1234

Your life is not fucked. People complain too much here heh.

#191 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:31pm by dvs01

I've done that too :/ So embarrassing.

#192 - On 08/31/2009 at 12:51am by seafoam11

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