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Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17219) - you deserved it (82044)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:25pm - intimacy - by insideout (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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