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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20353) - you deserved it (3952)

On 08/19/2011 at 9:40am - intimacy - by nerofirst - Canada (Ontario)

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