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Today mah best friend slappd me an calld me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wantd to talk to me again cuz I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin but I'm a lesbian. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian

#11 - On 03/01/2009 at 2:33pm by liv

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How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?

#25 - On 03/01/2009 at 7:48pm by Lou_Briccant

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