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Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML


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On 02/09/2009 at 2:51am - intimacy - by V (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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So what? Kudos to your grandma, she's very open-minded for a 78 year old lady, you have to be proud of her.

#5 - On 02/09/2009 at 12:46pm by z-vet

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What's disturbing about it? Older people are still sexual. Damn prudes.

#14 - On 02/10/2009 at 9:15am by ShadowRadiance

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