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Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

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Oh please, why do you write a love letter in class?! Don't you have a computer at home?

#4 - On 03/01/2009 at 10:14am by Meri

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Ouch, I hope you don't lose your job for that boner. (hee hee, linguistics)

On an unrelated note, I was extremely confused until I read it a second time and noticed you were the teacher. D:

#9 - On 03/01/2009 at 10:29am by AegisXOR

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