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Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16594) - you deserved it (38815)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)

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His mom knows what's up.

#2 - On 06/05/2011 at 1:19pm by JesusFishTaco

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that kinda sucks... but ydi. you should've stopped after one.

#3 - On 06/05/2011 at 1:19pm by bandgirrl

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