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Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34741) - you deserved it (11014)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:25am - intimacy - by lawl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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you shouldve just dropped her off on her corner

#1 - On 05/07/2011 at 1:50pm by jennifer93

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and tomorrow night a random girl will be driving you home too! yay!

#3 - On 05/07/2011 at 1:53pm by xxGheTToGumbYxx

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