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Today, I was at the mall with my friends, when a creepy man sat at the table next to us, and started rubbing his crotch, his gaze never leaving my feet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37152) - you deserved it (3803)

On 03/25/2011 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by ewww - United States

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Well its better than having him rub his crotch on your feet

#12 - On 03/25/2011 at 5:41pm by I_Iz_Emo

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That's just...o.O

#1 - On 03/25/2011 at 5:28pm by PJATOSROCKS09

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