Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML

by Anon / 03/10/2011 at 10:08am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

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  • ...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.

    #3 - On 03/10/2011 at 12:16pm by Zodaicz

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  • It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.

    #9 - On 03/10/2011 at 12:24pm by ulicksam

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