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Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60740) - you deserved it (18529)

On 05/01/2009 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by erectioninfection (man) - United States

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