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Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML


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On 03/09/2011 at 12:12pm - intimacy - by prdept. (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

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Sex in a house with his brother and parents present? Oh, you silly teens... When will you guys learn.

#2 - On 03/09/2011 at 4:24pm by RecklessJellyBea

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Maybe you should have locked the door!

#1 - On 03/09/2011 at 4:22pm by dreamer1015

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