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Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 7:10pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

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I guess it would be kinda weird if your boyfriend got more pleasure from your tampon than you do.

#8 - On 02/06/2011 at 3:41am by glwtta

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Wow, it must be really, really bad then. I suggest talking to him about it. Which you should have done months ago.

#4 - On 02/06/2011 at 3:26am by Doortje

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