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Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double Satisfaction". The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were "Double Orgasm". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17739) - you deserved it (37687)

On 02/01/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theshameofit (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)

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So, what did he serve you? His cock on a plate?

#4 - On 02/01/2011 at 5:02pm by Doortje

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Cum on, I refuse to believe that you suck so much that something like this spewed out of your mouth. If it did, that truly blows. If not, it's definitely a load of horseshit, your head isn't screwed on right, and you should get in your Hummer and go down the street to the spa for a facial.

#9 - On 02/01/2011 at 5:12pm by DocBastard

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