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Today, while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commented that he didn't realise doctors had pierced nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML

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On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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With a pierced nipple and a nurse outfit, I think you took a wrong turn to your destination sweetheart; the strip club left and the hospital is right.

#6 - On 12/30/2010 at 7:19pm by Mortanious

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Do doctors have pierced nipples? We'll only know if you are indeed a "doctor".

You can't control what comes out of people's mouth but you can control them from being able to see your nipples. So.... YDI

#16 - On 12/30/2010 at 8:42pm by sourgirl101

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