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Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question". Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34864) - you deserved it (6917)

On 12/24/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by snoozerlooser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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he can give it to you... after he gets the strap-on.

#2 - On 12/25/2010 at 4:02am by marleyvk

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What, what? In the butt?

#11 - On 12/25/2010 at 4:15am by mrahhhhh

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