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Today, there are rumors flying around my office that I hooked up with the guy who picks his nose and leaves boogers under tables. I didn't. Last night I took a shower at my boyfriend's place, who happens to use the exact same body wash and shampoo as the office outcast. FML

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On 11/29/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by AntiAxe -

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lol how exactly do you know what kind of body wash and shampoo Mr. Office Outcast uses..? kinda curious.. lol

#3 - On 11/29/2010 at 6:06am by kindlystfupls

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how close are you to everyone that they can smell you?

#6 - On 11/29/2010 at 6:09am by raw_tigahh

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