Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML

#13799925
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4983) - you deserved it (27145)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:34am - intimacy - by Caught (woman) - United States (Florida)

anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party.…

ashbox233 also deserved it
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole…

Top comments

did your neighbor wave back?

#14 - On 11/11/2010 at 12:49pm by Flord

See in context

+13

A threesome in a car is ambitious, I must say!

Was it just a "hello" wave, or was it the one a baseball manager gives to get in a relief pitcher when the starter's arm goes limp?

#21 - On 11/11/2010 at 1:34pm by perdix

See in context

+9 | 26

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by