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Man or woman?

Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32294) - you deserved it (2904)

On 11/03/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by tuppu (woman) - Finland

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Maybe she sent it to the wrong person by accident.

#7 - On 11/03/2010 at 2:04pm by Terezi

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calm down. maybe she was drunk. haha

#6 - On 11/03/2010 at 2:02pm by HahaHokayThen

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