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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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and if he really cared he would have turned the baby monitor off. so what I'm saying he enjoyed the whole thing

#7 - On 11/02/2010 at 4:59pm by RadAtThis01

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I wonder how old her brother was, this is hilarious.

#5 - On 11/02/2010 at 4:58pm by kofinater

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