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Today, I was showering at hockey practice. It would have been business as usual, if not for one of my teammates playing with his junk and not-so-subtly asked me to connect. There are 5 more months of hockey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (2627)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by thjeltz - Canada (Alberta)

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they hidin in yo showers snatchin yo dick up tryna rape you

#3 - On 10/27/2010 at 6:14pm by BedIntruder

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I thought you score in hockey when you get the puck into the goal, not the stick.

#4 - On 10/27/2010 at 6:16pm by Fortuitous

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