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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36352) - you deserved it (3718)

On 10/10/2010 at 9:38pm - intimacy - by jailbirdlove - United States (Kentucky)

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you mean ex girlfriend?

#4 - On 10/11/2010 at 3:10am by sammywhits

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Sounds like your girlfriend never considered you her boyfriend. I'm not saying what she did was right. But maybe she just wanted a "friends with benefits" situation until her convict (ex)boyfriend got out of jail? Idk. It sucks though. FYL, nobody deserves to go through that.

#16 - On 10/11/2010 at 3:24am by Asynja

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