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Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12423) - you deserved it (20460)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:02am - intimacy - by Lewis - Australia (South Australia)

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can you say awkward?

#1 - On 09/04/2010 at 1:48pm by aairborne52

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dress to impress, well in this case undress

#12 - On 09/04/2010 at 2:02pm by ryankon518

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