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Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had another fat chick meeting him in twenty minutes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33030) - you deserved it (14175)

On 08/29/2010 at 3:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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aw man I am SO sorry OP. He's just a cuntmonkey (lame ass insult but it probably fits him.)

I hate how ppl are expected to all look slim. You probably aren't even fat at all. God, most ppl tell me I'm not fat, and my dad likes to keep calling me fat. He's just jking, or so he says, and he doesn't even realize how his "jking around" isn't even funny. It just makes me feel bad about myself.

Even if you ARE a bit bigger than average, OP, I'm sure you're pretty. Skinny doens't automatically=attractive

#116 - On 08/29/2010 at 6:24pm by emo_devon

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at least u didn't get sloppy 2nds, or was there another fat chick before u??

#10 - On 08/29/2010 at 10:10am by Rico255

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