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Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (19838)

On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

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Wtf your family thought it was normal to randomly pull down your shorts in their presence?? O_o

#5 - On 08/29/2010 at 3:04am by JassyJas

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+24 | 2

The Shake-Weight ad could cause that problem!

#22 - On 08/29/2010 at 3:13am by perdix

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