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Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48279) - you deserved it (2708)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

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My God...

#1 - On 08/19/2010 at 6:13am by EightInchNails

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You should tell all of her co-workers to be nice to her when she reaches menopause.

#82 - On 08/19/2010 at 1:53pm by nerdsgetmehot

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