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Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML


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On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)

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haha you got cock blocked by an iPod

#5 - On 08/10/2010 at 10:08am by astarwarsfan

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You should have JUMPed him,
whipped out his DOODLE,
given him an ANGRY blowjob,
flipped him the BIRD,
and left.

That would show him!

#8 - On 08/10/2010 at 10:11am by perdix

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