Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

by kylie / 08/10/2010 at 3:22am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • haha you got cock blocked by an iPod

    #5 - On 08/10/2010 at 10:08am by astarwarsfan

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  • You should have JUMPed him,
    whipped out his DOODLE,
    given him an ANGRY blowjob,
    flipped him the BIRD,
    and left.

    That would show him!

    #8 - On 08/10/2010 at 10:11am by perdix

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