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Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16316) - you deserved it (30968)
On 07/16/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
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