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Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33351) - you deserved it (4305)

On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

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it's the next travelocity commercial

#2 - On 07/11/2010 at 10:38am by iSitt

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that's funny.

#6 - On 07/11/2010 at 10:42am by aarmy

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