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Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27974) - you deserved it (3847)

On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

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it's the next travelocity commercial

#2 - On 07/11/2010 at 10:38am by iSitt

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Ok, that sucks and is rather embarrassing, but it's freakin' hilarious! if you have a video camera, film her next reenactment. It'll help you remember the cute days when she's an angry teen, and her reaction should be pretty entertaining when you decide to have a family screening in ~15 years.

#21 - On 07/11/2010 at 11:21am by niles_f1

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