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Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12635) - you deserved it (34338)

On 06/18/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by gimmeabreak0_o (man) - United States (California)

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haha that blows

#1 - On 06/18/2010 at 10:20am by Bansrers

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