Today, while browsing an FML featured comment thread. I remembered... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Suspicious - 18/08/2018 22:50

Today, while browsing an FML featured comment thread. I remembered my comment had reached over 1,000 reacts. So I decided to search for the post I had commented on. The featured comment had around 45 reacts. Turns out: They only feature comments from their site. I got excited for nothing. Fml.

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You deserved it 18

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 21 August 2018 14:58

Hey FML, you be sure to apologize to this fan for posting on your social media sites, and not alerting him to the fact that his comments on said sites wouldn't appear along with the comments from this webpage!

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 21 August 2018 14:58

Hey FML, you be sure to apologize to this fan for posting on your social media sites, and not alerting him to the fact that his comments on said sites wouldn't appear along with the comments from this webpage!

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