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By AuntFanny - 18/05/2018 00:33 - United States - Hemet

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally having some well deserved sex since he is away at work most of the time. Everything was going great until I let a fart out. We still finished though. Now he can't stop reminding me of the face I made when I let it slip. FML

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