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Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML


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On 02/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by Will - Sent from mobile version

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ooft. i feel ya. i had that happen to me once. ==" horrible.

#1 - On 02/21/2010 at 6:23am by nabzilla

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wow. that's effort. using two outputs at the same time

#4 - On 02/21/2010 at 6:31am by aussie_girl

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