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Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML


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On 01/28/2010 at 9:01pm - health - by Skier (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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And this, children, is how natural selection works! This person will now develop a fatal brain defect that will prevent them from breeding and thus helping to thin the herd of the weak and the stupid!

#6 - On 01/29/2010 at 3:24am by Thatguywhotrolls

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YDI. Idiots like you are the ones we end up having to call for ambulances for at the ski hill I work at. Stop being a show-off and do what the sign says. They're there to keep you and others safe and also for liability.

#12 - On 01/29/2010 at 3:40am by HeroOfWar

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