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Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25945) - you deserved it (6061)

On 01/25/2010 at 4:46pm - health - by Thorin (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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Misadvertisement. you should sue

#8 - On 01/25/2010 at 7:40pm by CYNNER

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you must feel proud. I know I would

#5 - On 01/25/2010 at 7:38pm by JESUSlives4MUSIC

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