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Today, I was very sick with a stomach virus, so I went to the only doctor's office open on Sundays. Even though I was feeling like a pile of shit, I waited for a woman who was walking in behind me to hold the door open for her. She was the last patient they could take for the day. FML

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On 01/11/2010 at 12:19am - health - by Gentleman (man) - United States (Mississippi)

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the BRAT diet will bind your stools--bananas, rice, apples, and toast. Lots of fluids and get to the ER ASAP if you're dehydrated.

#5 - On 01/11/2010 at 6:33am by epoh

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I'm a woman and I hold doors open for other people.... it has nothing to do with gender, people do it because its nice.

Also, doctors can't do anything for viruses so they would have told you to get lots of rest, drink lots of fluids, etc. So really she saved you from paying for a doctor's visit needlessly ;)

#10 - On 01/11/2010 at 7:10am by hairy_apple

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