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Today, I went to the drugstore to get supplies for my broken toe. Because of the swelling, I could only wear open-toed sandals on this cold day. At the store, a tall, heavy man in winter boots tried to get by me, and ended up stepping on the toes of my good foot. FML

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So, it wasnt ur broken toe... just wear the sandal on one foot and a winter shoe on the other

#4 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:21am by MissOriginal

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does anyone understand WTF that ^^^ says?

#13 - On 01/02/2010 at 8:26am by disturbedfan01

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