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Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21724) - you deserved it (2381)

On 01/02/2010 at 12:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Keep on working out! It'll all work out in the end and you will start losing fat in other places too! You might want to change up your workout to target the places you want to lose weight in.

#1 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:13am by Starfire22

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Yeah, it happens. One of the first places girls lose weight is there, because it's almost nothing but fat anyway. But if you keep going, the rest of your body eventually catches up anyway.

#5 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:33am by HurriKaty

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