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Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 1:12am - health - by UnluckyJulie (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Sounds like something my dad would do... dads are even worse than boyfriends about remembering that stuff. Trouble is you can't dump your dad.

#14 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:08am by anjyu22

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Ew. That sucks. You think your dad would remember something as simple as you're allergic to nuts.

#4 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:19am by BelaLugosisdead

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