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Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML


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On 10/28/2009 at 10:54pm - health - by mintyfresh (man) - United States (California)

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That is actually disgusting.

Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

#1 - On 10/29/2009 at 4:51am by biancagolden

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That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP.

Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

#2 - On 10/29/2009 at 4:52am by BellaMuerte

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