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Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8513) - you deserved it (17211)

On 10/22/2009 at 6:22pm - health - by Bunni (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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