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Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 1:22am - health - by Dammit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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you're not supposed to use it on your vj, dumbass. the skin there is so much more sensitive than the rest of your body.

YDI for not reading the fucking label.

#3 - On 08/15/2009 at 7:01am by asmadasrabbits

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I thought they had special Nair for the bikini line and pubic hair? You aren't supposed to use the normal one, it can make you bleed among other things. But even if you didn't, still. That sucks.
Waxing is a good alternative.

#4 - On 08/15/2009 at 7:04am by redbluegreen

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