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Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because I threw up. Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth. It went through my nose instead. I literally blew chunks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43278) - you deserved it (2169)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:35pm - health - by bloodynose (woman) - United States (New York)

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I am so sorry, feel better!

#1 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:02am by 100percent_bored

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I never trust what the dentist says anymore. They told me my wisdoms were coming in perfectly straight, so it wouldn't be a requirement to remove them. Guess who's missing a few molars because of the damage?

#7 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:08am by Luckster

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