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Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because I threw up. Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth. It went through my nose instead. I literally blew chunks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41030) - you deserved it (1944)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:35pm - health - by bloodynose (woman) - United States (New York)

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