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Today, I couldn't sleep and in the process of tossing and turning I did something very painful to my back. I spent 4 years in the marine corps infantry, but laying in a bed kicks my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33675) - you deserved it (4057)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:16am - health - by usmcpain (man) - United States

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Ellie, do you have any idea how painful and prolonged fucking back injury is? I fell down some steel steps as a child and even now I've had days where I couldn't walk from the pain.

#10 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:33am by Xero3g

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Beds.

They are dangerous, you know?

#2 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:09am by maupa

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