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Today, I couldn't sleep and in the process of tossing and turning I did something very painful to my back. I spent 4 years in the marine corps infantry, but laying in a bed kicks my ass. FML


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On 06/23/2009 at 1:16am - health - by usmcpain (man) - United States

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Ellie, do you have any idea how painful and prolonged fucking back injury is? I fell down some steel steps as a child and even now I've had days where I couldn't walk from the pain.

#10 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:33am by Xero3g

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Ok first thing I think it's a good fml and everyone on here that doesn't respect this guys fml and thinks they have to say stupid stuff needs to go fall off a cliff!

Personally I know how bad back injuries hurt when I was 5 my dad beat me and threw me up against a porcilin window seal and broke my spine and I had to have surgury and to this day if I bend the wrong way It paralizes me completely until my doctor fixes it

So think first before u critize people and what their going through

#18 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:18am by Katie1613

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