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Today, I couldn't sleep and in the process of tossing and turning I did something very painful to my back. I spent 4 years in the marine corps infantry, but laying in a bed kicks my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31611) - you deserved it (3238)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:16am - health - by usmcpain (man) - United States

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