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Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20259) - you deserved it (44886)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:39am - health - by fatty (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

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Well that's what you get for fishing for compliments. :/

#1 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:03am by ohmygawdz

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Agree with #1... I hate it when girls do that, if you are fat don't expect people to be like "Nooo, you're super skinny blah blah blah"... It is just annoying...

#6 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:05am by Fredzter

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