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Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16062) - you deserved it (32187)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:39am - health - by fatty (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

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