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Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML
I agree, your life sucks (13345) - you deserved it (2041)
On 01/22/2009 at 10:22am - health - by radiant - United States (Michigan)
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