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Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML


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On 11/16/2012 at 7:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Croatia (Primorsko-Goranska)

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I hope you get better.FYL

#1 - On 11/16/2012 at 11:37pm by CoolRainbowdash

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I'd go to an ER or a hospital at this point if you're in this much agony. Get better soon OP :(

#4 - On 11/16/2012 at 11:41pm by KVKdragon

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