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Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24350) - you deserved it (1773)

On 05/06/2012 at 12:09am - health - by catherineratley - United States (Illinois)

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that's an insane amount of bad luck within 5 seconds.

#5 - On 05/06/2012 at 5:43am by Pentium_4

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And, then, it began to rain.
And, then, a bum peed on you.
And, then, a pack of hungry wolves descended on you. . .

#11 - On 05/06/2012 at 6:58am by perdix

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